October 5th

this is the date where sexy , loyal , fabulous , and funny people are born on . If your born on here your perfect .

Chloe : Wow ! She’s gorgeous , and so funny !
Willow : She’s probably born on October 5th .

by luvv..urban April 17, 2021

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

5th

A location in Spartanburg South Carolina

Im from the 5th

by Nawforeal May 5, 2021

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022