2 point slow

Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.

I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.

by Unkle September 12, 2005

2 girls 1 cup

2 girls 1 cup owes it's origins to a film sharing the same title in which two young girls of appropriate age engage in socialy questionable acts including: consumption of one another's feces, consumtion of the regurgitated aforementioned feces, and aside from the shit and puke eating some pretty hot lesbian action. This having been explained, its defined currently as a description of anything traumatic and disgusting enough to shock, often relating to but not exclusive to the consumtion of vomit or feces.

Reginald: I say I say good sir have you seen the cinema film "The Human Centipede"? Farnsworth: No my good man I've not seen this feature would you recomend I take my best girl and her father? Reginald: Well my gentle sir I'd say that shits 2 girls 1 cup!

by FarleyWasGod December 4, 2010

2 girls 1 cup

A video that is so disgusting that it you get nauseous thinking about it. There are several reasons NOT to watch it:
-It's disgusting
-You may puke on your computer and ruin it that way
-there are so many hidden viral videos of it out there, you may ruin your computer
-you like the sound/look of pooping? no? You like the sound/look of vomiting? no? You like to see someone, poop then it that poop and vomit it afterwards?
-For all the perves: The lesbian action in the video you may find arousing is only arousing for 3 seconds cuz then the only lesbo action will consist of puking in each others mouth.

DO

NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT

WATCH THIS VIDEO IT WILL SCAR YOU FOR A LIFETIME AND I DO NOT CARE IF YOU'RE NOT A CHILD ANYMORE OR 18!!!!!!

2 girls 1 cup Video starts:
Girl- "Ew. Porn."/Guy-"Heeyy Ladies wait for my lotion!"
*5 seconds later*
Girl-*VOMIT*/Guy"DA FUCK?!!?!"
*another 10 secs later*
Girl-*passed out*/Guy *vomit*

by AScaredForLifeOne October 1, 2012

2 Pump Chump

When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting

Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase

Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks

by Rca1021 February 3, 2020

2 girls one cup

The most disgusting video ever. Don't watch it...never ever ever ever ever ever watch that video.

Person1: Dude don't watch 2 girls one cup!
Person2: I just want to see part of it.
*20 seconds later...vomits*
Person2:WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

Don't watch it, really... don't.

by BlahBlahFuckThisShit August 14, 2010

2-Flush Dump

A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.

It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.

by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

2 Girls 1 Cup

A painful reminder/wake up call to all guys that women do in fact shit... even the attractive ones. Ignorance is bliss isn't it?

Hey man where's Ashley?

She's probably taking a shit, she's been in the bathroom forever.

Dude girls don't shit!

Oh really? Watch 2 girls 1 cup, you won't thank me.

by santa's going TOTAL TANK January 2, 2011