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Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.
Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.
by Ace Corona November 23, 2013
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Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.
I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.
by TRG21. August 24, 2021
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Panic buyers

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020
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Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.
'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''
by strandedharper April 20, 2017
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Gay Panic

“Do you know who Amity is from the owl house?”
“Yeah she is the ceo of gay panic”
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Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.
Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*
by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021
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Panic-er

Being panic but also some what not
I just a slow panic-er
by Yooshi March 2, 2022
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