Sad Turd Day

A day at the weekend where you are feeling sad and down about life in general.

Bobby looks like he’s having a Sad Turd Day

by LifeH4sNoMe4ning July 21, 2021

National Ryan Day

A national day on the 13th June in which all the Ryans globally are celebrated.

It's the 13th June! It's National Ryan Day!☆

by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018

Oh my days

The London and Essex equivalent of "oh my god".

"Oh my days, blood. They've made the Arsenal game behind closed-doors."

by Germane Host June 11, 2022

New Year's Day

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.

New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.

by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013

Fake friends day

Fake friends day is October 7 post all the fake mfkers in ya life 😘 keep it petty

Fake friends day is to POST YO MFKIN FAME FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️

by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019

National crush day

On November 12th-20 is national crush day. On national crush day is where your crush confronts you and tell you they like you

James:Hey Sally. Sally:Hey James. James:I like you very much sally Sally: Me too. James: Today was special because it’s National Crush Day

by darkskin_brie November 10, 2019

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003