Cum sucking penis leach 

Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.

Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.

Cum sucking penis leach by Bowman475 April 25, 2019

Not the penis hole 

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.

It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.

Not the penis hole by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019

Eric's Penis 

A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.

OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...

Eric's Penis by BOZOBOI October 7, 2019

Breath of the Penis 

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.

"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"

Breath of the Penis by analboy99 November 18, 2019

I love penis 

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

I love penis by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Pavlo’s Penis 

When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.

I kinda had to pee and then Pavlo’s Penis made me almost piss my pants.

Pavlo’s Penis by anonymous May 2, 2021

pumpin puma penis 

a mixture of monster, cocaine, and redbull boiled to 10 celcious an then cooled to slushie consistensy to create....

PUMPIN PUMA PENIS ENERGY DRINK

WOOOOOOO IM SO FUCKIN ENERGIZED !!!!!!!!!!! THANKS TO PUMPIN PUMA PENIS

pumpin puma penis by ASS CASTER July 15, 2021