Poke-A-Cunt-Us

A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.

GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

by Peter Eaton, Urologist July 22, 2006

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008

Whats Her Cunt

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

snaggletooth cunt monster

A person, usually a woman, who is so enraged by their nasty ass protruding teeth and receding hairline that they react in outbursts of cunt-like rage.

Hey man that Mrs. Krysa is a total snaggletooth cunt monster! She freaked on me today.

by Darren111 March 26, 2008

cunt hinge

its like a minature door for a cunt so no seepage can get through cunt , door , it is basically like a tampon but so much stronger , it can also prevent underage sex by use of a padlock :)

kid : can i have sex
dad : nope imna hinge you :)
courtsy of mike n me 2005
im a mod :)

by rjmsoft April 9, 2005

Utter Shower Of Cunts

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else

"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

by ZooLanderr August 5, 2008

Candy Cunt Fucker

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out

"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

by they call me carey cunt licker March 11, 2007