deez nuts

Ha!, goteem!

"hello, my name's deez."
"deez what?"
"DEEZ NUTS"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

Fucked Nut

When you are about to cum but a family member knocks on your door and fucks up the whole thing

My mom just gave me a fucked nut

by Orangeboop4455 March 11, 2018

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

LET ME NUT PLEASE!

Begging to release climax, cum etc. (Males)

Man: "LET ME NUT PLEASE!"
Woman: "No."

by BigBrackBroi💔👿 April 9, 2025

shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 6, 2017

No Nut November

Don’t eat nuts for a month

I failed No Nut November. I ate nuts on the first day.

by 😩 daddy August 11, 2023

Nut song

A song so amazing that you can’t help but be moved to nut.

Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata is my nut song.

by tdawg456 September 9, 2019