Michael Scott

That's what she said

That joke's getting old because Michael Scott said it too much

by Rictoman February 2, 2025

Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.

Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman

by iammelinda January 28, 2026

Michael-Aggression

When your friend/acquaintance named Michael says or does something slightly offensive

Yeah my buddy Michael asked to touch Jamal’s afro, it was definitely a Michael-Aggression

by Mr. Petrov February 28, 2026

Matchena

A slur from my native tongue. Commonly used in Iraq, Iran and in Pakistan

- You f********ucking matchena!!!!
- I hate matchenas

by YEA hates matchenas February 17, 2025

michael hallbach

Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.

Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.

by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025

Michael Jackson

The person that goes ‘Hee hee!’

Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 20, 2025

Matcha lawnmower

Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.

Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."

Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"

by funxey_pls April 18, 2025