double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx October 23, 2007

red hot monkey love

primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat

We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.

by luv January 30, 2005

big black monkey boy

black person, ishowspeed
is very black and scary

he is such a big black monkey boy

by ilovebbc's May 18, 2022

cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

Gay monkey porn

A good thing

Gay monkey porn yes

by Master oogway is daddy May 20, 2022

not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.

"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).

by peskycritter November 30, 2017

uh oh stinky monkey

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha

Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

uh oh stinky monkey, did you lose weight?

by Daddyfinger October 19, 2019