Gay Monkey

-insult
1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.

1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."

by Uber Jackball September 29, 2006

gay monkey virus

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length

Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.

by alexis dove November 30, 2021

Gay Monkey Virus

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af

Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!

by Retarded Error 404 August 8, 2015

Gay monkey porn

A good thing

Gay monkey porn yes

by Master oogway is daddy May 20, 2022

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022

scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 11, 2009

Gay Little monkey

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
he lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

My name is Nathaniel
but my friends call me retarded
My dad left me, I was supposed to be ‘barted

I have a disease, most likely I’m diabetic

They hate on me cause of my child fetish

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook (Bruh)
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky (Bruh)

I miss Jah so much, just like Daniel's name
Cause Jahseh is so kawaii, he’s dead I feel ashamed
Michael Boatwright, fuck you
I can’t believe you done this
He meant everything to me, I am so fucking swaggy

Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

This is a certified hood classic

Gorg is a Gay Little Monkey

by Nevsterb April 19, 2021