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poopitraitor 

Someone who sprays fecal matter everywhere while "lettin one loose".
That guy shoots poops everywhere...he's such a poopitraitor.
poopitraitor by Jeff Winters October 29, 2004
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Pooping in my work boots 

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.
FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

steamy poophouse 

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.
"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
steamy poophouse by Frank4 January 11, 2009

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.
1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

Poopy Sunny Side Up 

Noun; After a long night of hard drinking, you make your way to the kitchen for some coffee and an advil. Suddenly, your adventure is cut short by an urgent need to detour to the nearest trusty T-bowl. You squat over your porcelain goddess and spew forth vile cetoplasm from your nether-eye in such a fashion that it takes the form of liquid poo glue on the top of the water. The poo-poo platter floats magestically, but before you can admire your brown puddle of disdain, you purge one epic rock into the center of the squirto-plasm. You now admire the lump, which sits imperially on top of the poo glue.... Good morning starshine -- You've just created poopy sunny side up!
My name is Brandis and I'd like to tell you about the person sitting next to me. He smells like he had poopy sunny side up with a side of doodoo feces balls for breakfast.
Poopy Sunny Side Up by Jon Beech November 10, 2008

a poops mcgee 

n. A massive error on one's part, usually involving a last second decision that drastically alters the situation.
That guy took a bullet for me, and I was wearing a bullet-proof vest...totally a poops mcgee!
a poops mcgee by The Jrab December 28, 2005