An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

by Dingus's rule October 5, 2021

The gardener harvested all the herbs in the garden except the sage. Now sage is lonely. Sage is a blue sage.
by Wrathian June 14, 2017

The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.
by Raenac August 14, 2022

I was balls deep in Deborah and she was squawking like a blue parrot…tbf she makes the same noise when I accidentally lie on her hair.
by No1fanny June 17, 2023
