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White Christmas Surprise

The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
Yo last night was so amazing I gave Gracey a White Christmas Surprise!!!
by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010
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Dead White Men

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.
Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?
by Mimir September 23, 2003
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whiny white folks

White folks who blame everything on "the poor", "the illegals", "the Blacks", "the Jews", "the terrorists", "the Muslims", "the gays", etc. Nothing is ever THEIR fault and you'd better get out of THEIR country or you'll be sorry.
Infamous whiny White folks: Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Ann Coulter, the Klan, the idiots at Fox News and the most notorious whiny White person of all time: Adolf Hitler.
by poppysister September 27, 2006
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Basic white girl

A girl who constantly buys Starbucks, wears Michael Kors, has a Vera Bradley backpack, and drives a Jetta. She usually follows the crowd.
Me: Omg did you see Madi come to school today?
Girl: Yeah, she got out of her new Jetta with Starbucks iced coffee.
Me: Ugh she's such a basic white girl.
by Karis Lyons April 27, 2014
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white dragon

a uncommmon name for hepatitis
Health is gay but I'm glad I learned about White Dragon...

stay abstinent kids.
by DuTchess April 27, 2008
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Angry White Man

Someone from a demographic that has the majority of Senators, Law Enforcement officials, Congressman, State Governors, Judges, the top richest people in society, the majority of management positions, yet still thinks he's oppressed because you won't let him call you nigger.

Usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won't sleep with his bitter, self-righteous ass.
Example:

Angry White Man: How come I have to pay you slave reparations?

Average black person: You've never paid slave reparations.

Angry White Man: How come I have to pay this illegal immigrant?

Average black person: because you hired him.
by MsSmartAss May 8, 2009
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fat white bitches

A slang term for fat bags of cocaine...used on the phone at all times when ordering from the dealer so if the DEA are listening, they wont know what you're talking about. Chances are that they know what it is by now.
Jared: Hey man, what's good with those fat white bitches?

Dealer: How many you want?
by FlickO September 7, 2009
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