Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

by JohnnySinslikesPornhub May 31, 2022

ur mom

something that cannot be classified but is 10x stronger than drugs

I'm on ur mom

by ilovesalad October 27, 2022

ur mom

it means your gay

so ur mom

by ur hdbcjs November 3, 2022

ur mom

Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.

Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021

your mom

hot

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO

by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

Ur Mom Day

National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"

"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"

by Kingrah730 April 1, 2022

Ur mom

“Ur mom” (considered one word) Is a widely used term for the old saying “jo-mama” which date backs to 1500 BCE. “Ur mom” can be used is these next situations:
What’s the homework?
Ur mom
Why you so dumb

Ur mom
Of course these are very basic ways to use this word but I’m dumb as hell so don’t expect

Who’s your favorite person…
Ur mom

by “Apple slice vibes only” April 20, 2022