If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
Get the Evan .Dmug. She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.
by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022
Get the Hannabis Marie D-juanamug. Trev: Hey man you wanna get smashed tonight?? Ill Bring the Skol
Bert:Ah I dunno man, That stuff is poison
Trev: Ah don't worry man Sunny D was on sale today so we'll have some skoly-D and drink like kings
Bert: Oh thank God
Bert:Ah I dunno man, That stuff is poison
Trev: Ah don't worry man Sunny D was on sale today so we'll have some skoly-D and drink like kings
Bert: Oh thank God
by LNGTWROFPWR9000 August 3, 2015
Get the Skoly-Dmug. by Poppergang January 19, 2018
Get the d/p/cmug. She can be a bitch but she’s the best person ever and she’s funny and weird and she’s amazing at softball and she’s one of the prettiest girls ever
by m*a*i*s*y October 5, 2020
Get the Riley Dmug. 
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by ronal magdonal December 17, 2021
Get the d beuib uiwebcihmug.