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Head over heels

An illness caused by sudden onset of feels, specifically the Ls. Symptoms include butterflies, daydreaming, lightheadedness, and growing attachment to the individual responsible for this illness. More often than not, it sneaks up on the individual. Symptoms increase when both individuals share the same illness.
I feel funny.
Dude, I think you're head over heels from this chick!
by L M B December 4, 2014
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cheese head

Two meanings:
1)When a girl or gay guy put cheese in his/her mouth with a hole just big enough for a dick to fit through, and then sucks of there man.
2) When a guy covers his dick with cheese and then gets head, also known as cheese job
Some cheese head would go great with this sandwich.
by Dk from LI May 8, 2006
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guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
by spiderno22 August 22, 2010
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There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.
♫ There's poo-poo in the head
♫ There's poo-poo in the head
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head
by Telephony September 12, 2016
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Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
by YAWA October 8, 2020
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Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.
*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"
by SloppySeconds77 May 21, 2011
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scuba hook head

That scuba hook head dude needs to grow some hair.
by Supirv June 22, 2021
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