A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul
G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly
banter, and is
never found without a
Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not
always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or
two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his
shoes than his Bluetooth, and
don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before
dinner.
Don't you think that's
weird?"
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
