Christian-G 

A person who readily enjoys homosexual experiences but won't accept his homosexuality.

Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.

Christian-G by THEREALG69 April 1, 2015

Christian-G 

A big baby who won't share his Tim Tams.

Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out

Christian-G by vianneyjon June 2, 2020

Christian Girl Autumn 

When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.

Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”

Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”

Christian Girl Autumn by hotboysummer August 25, 2019

Christian Guy Syndrome 

A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.

When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.

CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.

Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.

Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.

Christian Guy Syndrome by jp-c August 9, 2015

Christian Grey 

The object of all womens affection after you read all 3 books. Mommy Porn.

I am in Christian Greys sub club

Christian Grey by amX@ July 5, 2012

Christian Gonzalez 

A name most associated with a man who is considerate and kind almost to a fault.

He puts others emotional and physical well being before his own. He seeks a woman he has a geniuine connection with and a strong love for, rather then just a sexual conquest or "hook up".
His is a gentalman and husband type twoards the women he loves and happily does anything to see her smile.
He is a man of chivalry and women find his courteous and warm hearted nature more alluring than his physical appearance.

He is also very sensual and hendonistic making him a very romantic and passionate lover.

His physical features mainly consist of tan skin, dark hair, a lean physique, light eyes, and is well endowed (pleases many women sexually)

Christian Gonzalez is an amazing person

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Christian Gonzalez by MoGomez30894 May 18, 2016

Christian Galvez 

Someone who is italian, and loves debating unnecessary stuff. Making conflicts for no apparent reason.

Person 1: Yo, did you know that people love ketchup!

Person 2: Actually you're wrong, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes explaining why

Person 1: Yo, stop being a fucking Christian Galvez!

Christian Galvez by Juppi duppi May 15, 2017