Fuck Stick

A useless person that is pissing you off.

"Joe is being a fuck stick right now, just sitting on his lazy ass."

by Jace Erin June 27, 2007

Novelty Fuck

To have sex with a person because of a feature they possess. You would probably not have sex with this person if they did not have this feature.

Possible Features:
Disfigurement (Missing a finger to Quadriplegic)
Size (Anorexic to Michelin Man)
Relation to someone (Celebrities cousin to an asshole high school band directors daughter)
Body Modifications (Tongue Ring to Gauged Anus)

"Wait you fucked Susan?!"
"Yeah man?"
"Why the hell did you do that? She is missing her right arm!"
"Novelty fuck!"

by lolmk2 January 3, 2009

fuck me!

A comment made when something is cool or astounding.

"Fuck me! You've got cherry pie?"

by GirlSkater March 27, 2004

Hug Fuck

During sexual intercourse, usually when the male and female are engaged in the missionary position, the male wraps his arms around the upper body of the female and proceeds to thrust his genitalia awkwardly. The female usually suffers from a momentary loss of oxygen during the hug fuck. When a hug fuck is performed, it almost always confirms the fact that the male has no idea what they are doing and cannot fuck worth dog shit.

Did you see that dude C-Styles hug fuck some slut named Betty in that porno vid? What a faggot. I've seen walruses that can fuck better than him.

by Jraynes August 16, 2011

Fuck That Shit

an exclamation used in frustration or just pure laziness when one is asked to perform some kind of work. Using this exclamation normally means that one has given up and is ready to face the result of their laziness. Normally used before work has started as opposed to "fuck this shit" which is said halfway into the work.

Bob: can you help me put this rubber on my German Hooker with a dick and a half

Joe: Fuck that shit!

by King Rahul March 14, 2011

fuck it all

a special pill that takes away all fellings for anything, also a saying

" i am sitting in my own feces, fuck it all"
" i cant fell my body at all and i think i hear bees, fuck it all"

by Ryan and Mick October 16, 2003

fucking and sucking

Most commonly found in amatuer pornography, fucking and sucking refers to penetration of all holes (or just two, there can simply be anal, or simply vaginal).


basically, the male pornstar gets pussy or ass, then finishes by getting blown. Often, the female is left cumfaced.


Besides fethishes, fucking and sucking is the most rewarding (monetarily) pornography.

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by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004