Jack-zone

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.

Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.

by dumpburgers August 19, 2010

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jack everard

aleisha roche’s boyfriend

hey have you met jack everard

he smells like cheap aftershave

by charlie breary December 20, 2022

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Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.

Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”

by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024

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