Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

Chihuahua fart

A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut

by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.

“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”

by Scoocuzi January 26, 2022

Giggle farts

The act of farting while laughing

Courtney W has the giggle farts...

by Grassroots January 26, 2016

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good

Dude I love that song Havana farting la

by Havana farting la May 3, 2018

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020