dick sprinkler

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.

There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.

by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

dick famine

When a female goes a long time without sex

Girl 1: Damn she hasn’t had a man in a long time.

Girl 2: Yea she’s going through a dick famine.

by Chettywap January 19, 2018

dick nag

Adjective: Someone or something that is nagging with their penis or someone even more annoying than a nagger

The dude on the bus is being a real dick nag to those ladies.

by The Great Papa Ryan January 28, 2018

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

Dick Brain

When a girl with big curves walks by and you start thinking with your dick instead of your head.

John: look at that ass
Tyler: John why do you always have a dick brains hen you look at girls

by Herpesnothimpes February 16, 2018

Dick-Off

When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.

They do this to see who has a larger penis.

Hey I’ll bet you my dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a dick-off ?

by Megacrankdaddy77 February 12, 2018

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018