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What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.
Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.
by metehanlover November 1, 2023
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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”
by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023
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Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared
I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away
by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024
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What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.
Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!
by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024
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Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.
Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!
by USCPSC Official November 13, 2023
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Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity
Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John
by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023
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