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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
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Flaming hand

The hand you go completely ham or jack off with.
by Clap420 March 7, 2021
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stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.
"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"
by kool4id November 6, 2024
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Hande

(from Persian خنده, meaning laugh, or laughter) is a very beautiful feminine Turkish given name.

Hande means laugh and this person tends to laugh a lot by bringing happiness to the people around.

It is also the most determined person around, hard worker and passionate.
Hande is the perfect woman in the world.
by Alingoo November 23, 2021
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One-Handed Axe

A fictional weapon type in World Of Warcraft classic that is highly coveted within <Mediocre> by the Warrior class. One-Handed Axe users are typically players who made a mistake at character creation by picking a non-human race.
My "best-in-slot" One-Handed Axe is Crul'shorukh, Edge of Chaos, but I don't think it will ever drop because it isn't real.
by rngesus_please May 30, 2020
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Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”
by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019
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