I'm taking everything from you

I’m taking everything from you, give me you’re phone. - alphrad

I'm taking everything from you

by • Intelligent Man • March 14, 2023

The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.

Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls

the series finale of the American animated television series Gravity Falls, which was created by Alex Hirsch.

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls was first broadcast on February 15, 2016, on Disney XD, and was watched by 2.47 million households in the United States.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

We're taking it to the parking lot.

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.

Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.

by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023

I’ll take a Pasadena

Instead of I’ll pass, one would say I’ll take a Pasadena on that

When playing cards, and offered additional cards, one would say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.

by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023

Don't take away his zaza

When you try to take away something from a cat that he's not supposed to have in his mouth in the first place.

Sometime relating to an obsession of some kind, or with a scrunkly cat.

Tom: Bro, don't take away his zaza !
Arthur: Bro i didn't know !
Tom: You fucking dumbass

by Catzthebest June 8, 2023