crab sex

When an arthritic man and a woman love each other very much they have crab sex. It is called crab sex as the arthritic man will only move awkwardly sideways, not up or down.

Guy1: (pauses game of quietpes)Whats that noise coming from upstairs?
Guy2: Thats my housemate with his girlfriend
Guy1: That doesn't sound right, he's doing it wrong.
Guy2: No he's got arthritis remember, it's crab sex

by mr crab July 11, 2007

but sex girl

When a female engages in every sexual manuever except sex its self.

man all i got was a hand job she was a but sex girl.

by sebs2020 October 24, 2011

Sex Pit

Like a mosh pit but with screwing instead of moshing.

The sex pit at that gay bar must have consisted of 60 people!

by Winslow R. October 24, 2008

sex tape

Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.

1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.

by skinny spartan April 20, 2011

ex-sex

when you have sex with your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend & you don't even like them.

guy 1. "dude I can't believe what you did last night!"
guy 2. "yeah man it was ex-sex, even tho I hate her."
guy 1. "stellar man."

by annieo. September 21, 2007

Sex story

I was sitting with my girlfriend watching Netflix. The movie we were watching was hella boring, I couldn't go 3 seconds focusing on it. Eventually, I get a boner somehow I was even horny smh. Anyways my girlfriend notices and starts acting all flirtatious and seductive, and I was caught by surprise. She kisses me on the cheek and reaches her hand in my pants and starts stroking my cock. At least, that what she thought would do. "Wheres your cock?" I shook. "Uhh..it should be there, right?" She started feeling around. "Here stand up and pull down your pants." I did as she said and I revealed a 1 millimeter pecker. So small not recognizable by feel alone. "This is some sort of joke right?" There was silence. I didn't say a word. "Right!?" She became frantic now. She tried to give a handjob by rubbing half of her pinky on it. Nothing happened. After that I slowly and awkwardly pulled my pants up and we sat back down and watched the rest of the movie. After that incident, my girlfriend became more and more distant until she broke up with me and got some other guy. So what did we learn? Size doesn't matter unless your a biological disformity and you're an outcast. I guess I have good personality?

This sex story is better than anything else, like to get this on top! Have a good day brother

by TdsoMs June 5, 2023

bacon sex

having sex with a fat person

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat

by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010