Joe McCann

A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.

Yo have you seen that guy, he's a total joe Mccann

by TheFactsSpitter June 7, 2021

Joe mama

A annoying as frick response to anything
Or a fake question to annoy people

Hey did here the new kid in town Joey?

Joey, No?
Oh wait you mean!!???
Yes Jimmy I do mean…
No I want to say it
Fine!!!
Joe mama!!!!
God I hate you.

by NickiMinajsfart June 8, 2021

joe loves lily more

Does joe love lily more this has been a age long question that has finally been answered and the answer to this is yes he does indeed, after research being conducted by scientists across the world for 5 whole months they’ve finally come to the conclusion that joe loves lily more and that’s now a fact

This can be used in a sentence by saying “you see joe and lily”
“Yes”
“Joe loves lily more then she loves him”

by joe_johnz__ June 10, 2021

Sloppy joe

Any (S)an (J)acinto 1st street gang member.

Fuck a Sloppy Joe & their dead homies

by Slogans June 11, 2021

Joe mama

your mama Joe mama

joe mama is fat

by joe mama lover June 15, 2021

Joe

A name for a person that ignores or ghosts you online.

Guy 1- Selena is ignoring me on snapchat even though I can see her snap-score going up.
Guy 2- She’s ghosting you? She’s such a Joe!

by quarter589 June 18, 2021

Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021