Dumb Hoe Bag

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town

Your girlfriend is a dumb Hoe bag

by Run nigga nigga May 29, 2016

eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ

Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.

by hoz0r July 23, 2010

Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.

During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.

by Girthworm August 6, 2022

tit lock bag

the weirdest name for a bra

girl, I got a new tit lock bag from victoria secrets

by cupcakes00000001 September 3, 2018

Alabama Trash Bag

Covering the head of a family during anal sex.

My cousin Christy looks great in her Alabama Trash Bag

by TheWalrusFlap February 12, 2023

Plastic Bag Material

When an individual is uglier than "Paper Bag Material". The major difference is that one can still breathe with a paper bag over their head - a plastic bag means the person is too ugly to live.

"Did you see Jenny without makeup the other day? Major plastic bag material."

by ItsMeBaby May 26, 2015

Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021