poopingluben 

Its the in general term for all sex acts that include poop. I.E chilli dog, Alaskan pipeline , Cleveland steamer ect. ect.

She likes kinky sex but shes not into the poopingluben

poopingluben by poopmaster B December 23, 2013

poophead fartface 

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

poophead fartface by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

poopgazer 

1. One who enjoys the veiwing of human or animal shit.

2. One who has an severe obsession with shit.

Frank- I can't seem to get Henry to break away from bathrooms
George- He must be a radical "poopgazer"

poopgazer by Dude Sparrow April 17, 2017

Poopclap 

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks

Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!

Poopclap by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017

Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

Ninja pooper 

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

Ninja pooper by newsvava February 21, 2009

Paranormal Pooptivity 

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

Paranormal Pooptivity by mbarfiel February 11, 2010