Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

by datonegurl December 9, 2018

Half-life 3

It's the name of a game that doesn't exist and will never exist.
It's often used to tease Half-Life fans.

Example: Here we have Q, who is a Half-Life fan, and V is going to tease Q.
V: "Hey man, Half-Life 3 just got released!"
Q: "Dih!"

VALVE RELEASE HL3!!

by 22chim October 29, 2025

pro-life

saying you’re pro-life means you hate yourself so much you wish you weren’t born, but as a revenge you force other people to be born so they can suffer as much as you do.

„I don’t care about the babies being born I just want revenge because I feel so stupid“
pro-life = suffering

by dobbys_socken January 22, 2024

Life

According to Google the meaning of life is 42

Karam:What is the meaning of life?
Dehlilah: 42

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Life

I believe that all people have the same chances all people have the same opportunities. Its just how we choose to use these opportunities that matters. The outcome of our use of choices is our life.

USE YOUR LIFE

by LukiTheKid November 13, 2017

Life

When something is "life", it is something really awesome.

That is fucking life!!

by aofgwjdd October 3, 2008

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022