hand sneeze

When you ejaculate after a hand job.

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!

by Artie Chokes November 24, 2021

testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways

You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin

Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands

by tater_anne September 30, 2017

Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors

We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.

by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023

slim with the hands

The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim

Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?

Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.

by Bewoke March 28, 2022

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.

My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.

by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022