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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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Penis Flytrap

A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.
A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.
by NERDFIGHTER53 March 14, 2018
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Penis

the thing I wish I could get in my tight pussy
by tight pussy girl December 1, 2020
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Penis

One's tube steak is not only an important organ in the body, but also a funny word to giggle about with your friends, regardless of age
Wilma: "penis~~" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dikfit: that is so funny, I almost forgot to laugh
by Chork dognut July 27, 2022
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Penis

Male pp
Penis
by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020
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Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex
penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good
by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022
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