Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009

poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

Dick Around

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To fuck around, usually consists of head breaking and ordering Taco Bell on Grubhub.

Hey, you wanna dick around?
Yeah sure, you want taco bell?
Happy Ending.

by KinkyDrumline March 21, 2019

Hood dick

The dick of someone who either has felonies, no credit, a criminal history, baby mamas galore, or a criminal past as long as my bar tab

Do any of your friends like penis? I am looking for some hood dick.

by Hood Jared December 12, 2017

Glitter dick

When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.

"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017

What The Dick

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".

What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?

by WTDI August 26, 2012