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Guy 1-"Did you get dick fucked last night cause i did and it felt soooo good?!"
Guy 2-"nah, I didnt but i wish. You sure are a lucky man!"

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Dick and Hash

When you just dick down this girl you met at the club and you wanna dash but your a gentleman so you make some corn beef hash

“Damn Bro I just fucked this grenade and wanted to smash and dash but I’m a gentleman so I just dicked and hashedDick and Hash”

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"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

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You screw it in your choice the ass or the nut

My uncle helped me dick screw the damn thing in the nut

AHHHHHH yeet

Mother chubler

dick screw by Uh yeeter December 11, 2017

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

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Someone who tricks coworkers into not bringing a lunch to work.

What a dick bird! Ridge said there would be an employee appreciation steak dinner today. I fell for his trick and now I don’t have a lunch!

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Also known as Dickspenser

n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.

E.g. “Hey girls, I’m not coming out tonight. My dick dispenser agreed to an appointment.”

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