time egg

A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.

In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.

time egg by dsleaz April 25, 2009

timef 

tears in my eyes funny

"he got his ass beat timef" or " i saw an old lady fall today timef

timef by oac294 July 31, 2009

Time Disease 

A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.

I would have gone to the party last night, but my Time Disease caused me to stay in.

Time Disease by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010

time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls

I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.

time squared by voshnitz March 6, 2011

timefuck 

In Chess, When playing a timed game and you know you are positionally, and materially at a unrecoverable disadvantage ( a loss is imminent) but you are far ahead in time' to make a crazy move for the sole purpose of mentally confusing your opponent. The end result is usually a win on time. Basically a Kamikaze suicide attack taking advantage of the clock

I was five pieces ahead in that game, but he 'timefuck'ed me with an unsupported kamikaze attack on my King by his queen. I lost on time.

timefuck by Lexmo June 18, 2011

Time-Raped

when you snap into reality and reazlise that you have been entirely zoned out for a period of time.

can be like daydreaming, but not knowing what you are daydreaming about.

like your mind freezes, like not blinking, staring at a certian object without blinking (zoned out)

ex.
friend 1 -hey!
friend 1 -helloooo!
friend 1 -hello...earth to so and so
friend 2 -yeah?
friend 1 -where did ya go just there?
friend 2 -i dunno = "Time-Raped"|

Time-Raped by //ye boi//BS October 18, 2011

time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

time tearer orgasm by I h8 nes July 6, 2012