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twat on head 

to hit someone over the head,
stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.
twat on head by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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pant for the head 

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.
The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head
pant for the head by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009

THS (Triangle Head Syndrome) 

When a girl's weave resembles a triangle.
Jess suffers from a severe form of THS (Triangle Head Syndrome)

salt and pepper head 

Someone with both dandruff and lice.
Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.

Don't fuck the head 

Used when a colleague or friend is being too vocal, obnoxiously loud or just blabbering.

Frequently used to end conversations.

abbr: dfth
Mitchell: "You're not gonna believe the machine gun fire I experienced with my poo nuggets this morning. In fact, I was about to stand up and aim, when.."

Srikant: "Dude, don't fuck the head"

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Online usage:

mitch_19_5 says: Wanna know what my rectal exam felt like?
sv3e says: dfth, dude
Don't fuck the head by svee July 15, 2011

8 Bit-Head 

8 Bit-Head is when you are playing a retro video game while getting head from a hot blonde. It is similar to road head, just without the road.
John was playing Zelda while getting head from Gina. It was the best 8 Bit-Head ever.

Gina come give me 8 Bit-Head! Nintendo b***h run punch jump c*m!
8 Bit-Head by Feather Stalker November 23, 2013