Femme´d

Femme´d is derived from the word punk´d and means that a man is owned and dominated by a women

John got fired by a female manager and his wife just left him for a stranger.

John just got Femme´d!

by Bram Speelman July 11, 2011

big d lace

Big D Lace is the manliest man of all time. He emanates testosterone and makes every man around him feel lesser.

E.g. "Hey bro, I saw this absolute stallion at the mall before."
"He sounds like a bit of a Big D Lace to me."
"I know right!!!"

by Rossssssss September 20, 2021

Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!

The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..

Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

d

it's just the letter d.
why are you still here?

Dee.

by Jerry The Last Guest December 31, 2020

d**ktionary

Censored word dictionary.

When you censor “d*c” in dictionary

Guy: I just found the word “Moe” on Urban D**ktionary!

Boy: What are you doing?

by F. K. June 27, 2020

B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨

“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.

by superior squidward May 26, 2021

The Flying D

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017