Fuck Bags

Vulgar term used to describe condoms.

Hold on a minute Jenny. I've got to purchase the economy pack of fuck bags for the trip to Vegas!

by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011

Fuck seed

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies

my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"

by josh February 6, 2004

drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

by big billy catfish April 9, 2019

fuck the 5.0

means fuck the police, very handy term

fuck the 5.0, they put me in the drunk tank last night

by brookelin April 21, 2006

bitch fuck

to fuck a dog especially a female dog... up the ass... doggy style

its not cheating if u bitch fuck a dog... cuz its YOUR dog

by Zach September 23, 2004

Cum-Fuck

A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!

"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"

by The Moody Poet September 9, 2008

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005