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Calculator Cum 

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum
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Boba cum 

When you cum and it’s chunky asl
Ewww man you got boba cum??? Yuck!!
Boba cum by Weasley3321615 May 5, 2023

Drum and cum

The act of simultaneously jerking off two cocks at the same time in your mouth.
Tracy was really into that bukkake. She really knows how to drum and cum.
Drum and cum by rellooooo December 2, 2013

shrek's cum 

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.
OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM
shrek's cum by DA! October 14, 2020

Couldron of cum 

It is when a group of guys, ejaculate in to a couldron. The sperm is then mixed and injected into the woman , then in 9 months the man who's baby it is will receive custody and will be name the winner, with the strongest sperm.
Hey guys let's play couldron of cum.
Couldron of cum by Dingo xd January 18, 2021

The greasy cum slap 

When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”