Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

Cheese-ing It

To fail poorly when said fail could've been easily avoided.

*Joe misses the ball*
Will: Joe you idiot!
Joe: i'm just fucking cheese-ing it

by WagnerTheHunter June 20, 2018

Chicken Cheese

A type of weed passed on by the top tier rookie kind of smokers

Ever smoke that chicken cheese, because it do be cheesin

by Chicken cheese lover December 23, 2022

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

pup cheese

The Cottage Cheese Dirty Grossness Found Inside and/or Between a Large/Fat Person's Hefty Rolls.

Lots of Pup Cheese Oozed from Under the Woman's Back Rolls as She Tried to Squeeze Herself into that Bikini!

by Yo Samell May 29, 2018

Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023