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monkey justice 

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.
the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.
monkey justice by industrt1 November 1, 2013

monkey duster 

The act of tickling the clitoral area with the brissels of a facial moustache
The amputee had no arms so he used the monkey duster to pleasure her lady parts
monkey duster by Ck2015 September 17, 2015

Monkey Fish 

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.
Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.
Monkey Fish by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more
Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs
Monkey thumb by Slang danga December 25, 2016
yo bruh whats yo password
eyy brah its monkey101
monkey101 by your nibba May 18, 2017

monkey vomit green 

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.
I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.
monkey vomit green by 1066 fan January 28, 2018