Lumber Jack

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

guy:Hey look its the lumber jack
LJ: alreet
guy: Hint!
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees

Lumber Jack by Mcpwnzorage September 24, 2009

i'd rather jack off to pasta. 

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

i'd rather jack off to pasta. by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

Cheeto Jack 

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.

Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!

Cheeto Jack by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008

Surrey Jack 

Gangster wannabes who vape, and smoke weed. Mostly Indian although some are Vietnamese or Arab. They always wear black air forces and likes to post themselves holding 100 dollar bills. Found anywhere in surrey. Although less prevalent in South Surrey and Cloverdale.

Hey wanna pullup to nss?

Ah watch out for surrey jacks

Surrey Jack by Fuck fake people February 19, 2022

new jack 

former ecw wrestler

new jack hit mick foley with a barbed wire fence

new jack by knuck September 10, 2003

hi-jack 

1. To take over by force
2. To replace someone's home page to some crappy search engine that they would never have used and still won't even if they can't get it off their computer.

Home Search Assistant totally fucking hi-jacked me! But I still h4x0red its ass.

hi-jack by TryANewTaco January 18, 2005

don't jack with me! 

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around

"don't jack with me!"

don't jack with me! by Mary N November 30, 2002