Cotton-eyed hoe

A prostitute with cataracts

That cotton-eyed hoe on Colfax gave me the best blowjob of my life!

by LateKissy April 14, 2016

slope eyed

A facial expression which makes you look like you've had an Asian stroke

You're so drunk, you've gone all slope eyed on me!!

by I love lamp May 1, 2016

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'

bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease

by jamesbond2007 February 8, 2018

slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake

Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

eight eyes

an unpleasant person

eight eyes is unpleasant

by eight eyes June 17, 2018

Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018