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thunder cunt 

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.

Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
thunder cunt by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007
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fuck faced cunt 

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.
Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!

Mother Cunt

a person who's really really a pain in the ass,and so frikkin irritating!Gotta use it when you find no word's to abuse such a person....
John:Dude remember you told me not to take out the new Porsche,well i did and i banged it to a tree!
You:*Seething rage*Why you fucking MOTHER CUNT!!!!!
Mother Cunt by Snop_12 November 30, 2010

Humpty Cunt 

A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.
Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!
Humpty Cunt by Scammer Steve April 9, 2008

Dull cunt 

South Wales Valleys common phrase for slagging off someone dickhead.
Dull cunt by Rhodri March 10, 2008

Judo Cunt Thrust 

A sexual maneuver in which you take your ring and middle finger and shove them up a girl's vag curving your fingers until you hit the g-spot and then lifting her in that way 8 or more inches off of the surface on which you are frolicking
I had this girl in my car and I Judo Cunt Thrusted her so hard she hit the ceiling