The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.
"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
Get the John Teachermug. Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
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