Googly eye boobies

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.

"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."

by the googler February 7, 2014

Denim Eyes

When a girl's denim short-shorts ride up her crotch so severely she gets denim up to the eyeballs.

"These shorts are giving me the worst denim eyes."

by denimdress June 5, 2014

Cod eye

When someone has crazy eyes

"Woah wtf she's got cod eye"

by Thomas Riddle January 4, 2015

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr January 29, 2016

Brown-Eyed Susan

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

by specialpants April 5, 2016

love eyes

When a girl under 10/10 becomes 11/10 because of your feelings for her.

Guy: M8 my girl is hotter than Selena Gomez
M8: No way dude, she's max 7/10, you've got the love eyes...

by sixtyminuteman April 14, 2016

Cotton-eyed hoe

A prostitute with cataracts

That cotton-eyed hoe on Colfax gave me the best blowjob of my life!

by LateKissy April 14, 2016