Sewage Cum 

(Noun) male semen with a yellowish tint to it due to lack or nutrients or excessive drinking also the consistency is very chunky and blobby not preferred by healthy women but a heroin addict prefers

Chris just came in shyannes mouth but it wasn’t looking to good I think he has sewage cum

Sewage Cum by Bruce bass December 11, 2020

goke cum 

Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.

“Yo dude, Becca is an absolute freak she made me goke cum last night”

goke cum by Skrizzy January 2, 2021

pre cum wisdom 

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

pre cum wisdom by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

SETH CUM 

noun
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \

1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk

that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse

the STANK TANK to completion.

"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"

SETH CUM by STANK TANK March 21, 2021

Magic cum fairies 

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

Magic cum fairies by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021

Alaskan Cum Dipper

This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.

For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)

me and my boys did the Alaskan Cum Dipper challenge.
Ben had to eat the cum cake.

Alaskan Cum Dipper by PXburnout November 26, 2021

cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

cucumber cum by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022