Thunder Cum 

When your on Annual Training with the National Guard and you want to jack off in your tent but don't want you battle buddies to hear you. So you wait for a thunder storm and time you orgasm with the sound of thunder.

" Hey battle did you hear me thunder cum last night"

Thunder Cum by DemonSemen 3-141 June 24, 2019

Cross-Cum 

When 3 or more guys all cum into a beaker, and then mix it together. They give the mixture to a girl and with a turkey baster she injects it into her pussy. All then men wait nine months to see whose child it is. This is a great way to reveal who is the dominant male is! Once the child is born, the losing men must drink the 9 month-old cum and then they all must be killed. This is not for the faint of heart.

" You bros wanna cross-cum to see who's the dominant one? Sure! I'll get my girlfriend!"

Cross-Cum by zesty_peaches124 January 10, 2020

Sewage Cum 

(Noun) male semen with a yellowish tint to it due to lack or nutrients or excessive drinking also the consistency is very chunky and blobby not preferred by healthy women but a heroin addict prefers

Chris just came in shyannes mouth but it wasn’t looking to good I think he has sewage cum

Sewage Cum by Bruce bass December 11, 2020

goke cum 

Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.

“Yo dude, Becca is an absolute freak she made me goke cum last night”

goke cum by Skrizzy January 2, 2021

pre cum wisdom 

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

pre cum wisdom by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

SETH CUM 

noun
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \

1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk

that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse

the STANK TANK to completion.

"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"

SETH CUM by STANK TANK March 21, 2021

Magic cum fairies 

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

Magic cum fairies by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021