poop

What you do try to do in the bathroom everyday

Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

poop

the brown, creamy, ridiculously stank stuff that comes out ur boo-tay.

i poopied.

by lonely_kitten November 28, 2022

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

poop nugget

a poopy nugget

you are a poop nugget

by sjfhiwskfhskaujslfusekl December 2, 2018

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024