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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
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John

John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.
"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"
by JustForFun! September 27, 2022
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John

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.
Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”
by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020
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Johns

Past tense: Johned

Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning

Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.
“No, I only lost because I didn’t get enough sleep last night. And I also stepped on a Lego!”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”
by MToque May 14, 2025
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John Cena

Who's that? Never seen him before.
:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."
by SNOU January 18, 2022
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John spencer

American actor best known his role as chief of staff for martin sheen's president Bartlett on NBC s the west wing. Spencer got his start in the 1960s on the"Patty duke show". John spencer passed away of a heart attack in 2005. His lantern jaw and deep robust laughter will be missed by all.
John spencer had a wide and varied career in TV. Movies and live theater. As well as recurring roles in the mid 1970s at barter theater in abington virginia.
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
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john sevi

the dumbest boy you’ll ever meet, thicc, retarded, a bitch, a snack
masha and tia: yo that guy is such a john sevi
dunne: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAG LIKE THAT
by faggot6942069 November 16, 2019
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