waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP July 24, 2008

Waffle Ass

Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.

"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."

or

"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."

by Jason Landrie February 13, 2006

Blue Waffle

When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.

"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."

by VampGurl08 June 14, 2016

meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

waffelations

the square coffers, or hollow spaces, found on the underside of a two-way concrete slab system. Such a slab is known as a waffle slab.

Waffle slabs are the most delicious floor system EVER.

Mmm, looking up at the ceiling in Cowgill always makes me hungry. I'd love to turn this building over and fill all those waffelations with butter and syrup.

by elemental July 8, 2005

smart waffle

someone who's extremely smart and shows it with extremely high grades in school.

the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.

by sluggermon May 5, 2006