fat wreck

A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.

A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.

"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"

"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."

OR,

"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."

by GabbaGee May 26, 2016

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

by MercedezLaighn September 3, 2023

Shit-wreck

Somewhere between shitfaced and a trainwreck.

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,

by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015

wreck

Tyler

he says to his girlfriend that she's a wreck but in reality it's really him

by mammacittaaa June 24, 2016

Wreck Fest

A Driver in NASCAR that is known to cause cautions and wrecks. Usually in a low ranking team and never won a cup race.

JJ is a total wreck fest, he causes cautions and wrecks every week.

by NASCARFAN18 November 14, 2018

Train wreck

How Chuck Todd described the Presidential Debate on NBC news.

“It was purely a train wreck.”

by Mitzonu September 29, 2020

Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.

Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked

by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017